I know many of you have been up all night wondering about our little “Golden Jumper.”  This morning a 11:37am he/she/it went to Heaven.  We never got a clear testimony from it about salvation, but circumstantial evidence suggest it was saved…(1)found him at church (2) he was golden.  Therefore we choose to believe in the positive aspects.

Sources within the office have said the golden jumber’s death was “abroubt.”  There were many at the scene and most eye witnesses have been interviewed.  Connecting all information is critical.  That last thing we want is for it to become a “cold case.” 

Here is what we know…things were fine then around 11:30am there were some dares and then double dog dares and out comes dollar bills.  Within 7 minutes it was all over.  Our only suspect is Charlie Bibb.  We may never know what actually happened this morning, however we will continue to be the best church we can be and not allow this tragedy to impact Sunday.

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